Cover of 蜘蛛となめくじと狸 (Kumo to Namekuji to Tanuki)

Part 6 of 6 · JLPT N2

蜘蛛となめくじと狸 Kumo to Namekuji to Tanuki, part 6: The Tanuki's Sermon and Its Reward

by Miyazawa Kenji · 1,139 characters · from A Spider, a Slug and a Tanuki

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With the rabbit already swallowed, the tanuki lies to a frightened wolf who has come to him for a sermon, then eats him too. Inside the tanuki's belly the wolf finds the rabbit's bones. Some time later the tanuki falls ill, swells into a dark globe full of mud and water, and burns up and dies. The narrator concludes that the spider, the slug and the tanuki had all been running a marathon race to Hell.

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狸たぬきはもうなみだで身体からだもふやけそうに泣ないたふりをしました。The tanuki pretended to cry so hard that it looked as if his whole body might go soggy with tears.

「なまねこ、なまねこ。私わたしのようなとてもかなわぬあさましいものでも、お役やくにたてて下くだされますか。ああありがたや。なまねこなまねこ。おぼしめしのとおり。むにゃむにゃ。」"Namaneko, Namaneko. Even a hopeless, wretched creature such as I, may I truly be of use? Oh, blessings be! Namaneko, Namaneko. As His will ordains. Mumble, mumble."

兎うさぎはすっかりなくなってしまいました。The rabbit was completely gone.

そこで狸たぬきのおなかの中なかで云いいました。And so, from inside the tanuki's belly, the rabbit spoke.

「すっかりだまされた。お前まえの腹はらの中なかはまっくろだ。ああくやしい。」"You fooled me good and proper. Your insides are pitch black. Oh, how bitter this is!"

狸たぬきは怒おこって云いいました。The tanuki grew angry and said:

「やかましい。はやく消化しょうかしろ。」"Pipe down. Hurry up and get digested."

そして狸たぬきはポンポコポンポンとはらつづみをうちました。Then the tanuki drummed on his belly: pon-poko-pon-pon.

それから丁度ちょうど二にヶ月かげつたちました。After that, exactly two months went by.

ある日ひ、狸たぬきは自分じぶんの家うちで、例れいのとおりありがたいごきとうをしていますと、狼おおかみがお米こめを三さん升しょうさげて来きて、どうかお説教せっきょうをねがいますと云いいました。One day, while the tanuki was at home saying his holy prayers as usual, a wolf came carrying three measures of rice and said, "Please, I beg you for a sermon."

そこで狸たぬきは云いいました。So the tanuki said:

「みんな山やまねこさまのおぼしめしじゃ。お前まえがお米こめを三さん升しょうもって来きたのも、わしがお前まえに説教せっきょうするのもじゃ。"'Tis all the will of the Lord Wildcat, so it be. Thy bringing three measures of rice, and my preaching to thee, too.

山やまねこさまはありがたいお方かたじゃ。兎うさぎはおそばに参まいって、大臣だいじんになられたげな。お前まえもものの命いのちをとったことは、五百ごひゃくや千せんでは利きくまいに、早はようざんげさっしゃれ。The Lord Wildcat is a blessed one indeed. They say the rabbit went to serve at His side and has been made a minister. Thou, too, hast taken the lives of living things, and not five hundred or a thousand times, I'll warrant, so make haste and repent thy sins.

でないと山やまねこさまにえらい責苦せめくにあわされますぞい。おお恐おそろしや。なまねこ。なまねこ。」Else the Lord Wildcat shall see thee put to dreadful torments, mark me. Oh, how fearsome! Namaneko. Namaneko."

狼おおかみはおびえあがって、きょろきょろしながらたずねました。The wolf was terrified, and asked, glancing nervously about:

「そんならどうしたら助たすかりますかな。」"Then what must I do to be saved?"

狸たぬきが云いいました。The tanuki said:

「わしは山やまねこさまのお身代みがわりじゃで、わしの云いうとおりさっしゃれ。なまねこ。なまねこ。」"I stand in the Lord Wildcat's stead, so do just as I tell thee. Namaneko. Namaneko."

「どうしたらようございましょう。」と狼おおかみがあわててききました。"What should I do, then?" the wolf asked in a flurry.

狸たぬきが云いいました。The tanuki said:

「それはな。じっとしていさしゃれ。な。わしはお前まえのきばをぬくじゃ。な。お前まえの目めをつぶすじゃ。"Well now. Keep thee still. There. I'll pull out thy fangs. There. I'll put out thine eyes.

な。それから。なまねこ、なまねこ、なまねこ。お前まえのみみを一寸ちょっとかじるじゃ。なまねこ。There. And then. Namaneko, Namaneko, Namaneko. I'll take a little nibble of thine ears. Namaneko.

なまねこ。こらえなされ。お前まえのあたまをかじるじゃ。むにゃ、むにゃ。なまねこ。堪忍かんにんが大事だいじじゃぞえ。Namaneko. Bear it now. I'll nibble thy head. Mumble, mumble. Namaneko. Patience is what matters most, mark ye.

なま……。むにゃむにゃ。お前まえのあしをたべるじゃ。うまい。なまねこ。むにゃ。むにゃ。Nama... Mumble, mumble. I'll eat thy legs. Tasty. Namaneko. Mumble. Mumble.

おまえのせなかを食くうじゃ。うまい。むにゃむにゃむにゃ。」I'll eat thy back. Tasty. Mumble, mumble, mumble."

狼おおかみは狸たぬきのはらの中なかで云いいました。Inside the tanuki's belly, the wolf said:

「ここはまっくらだ。ああ、ここに兎うさぎの骨ほねがある。誰たれが殺ころしたろう。殺ころしたやつは狸たぬきさまにあとでかじられるだろうに。」"It's pitch dark in here. Oh, here are the rabbit's bones. Who could have killed him? Whoever did it will surely get gnawed on by Master Tanuki later."

狸たぬきは無理むりに「ヘン。」と笑わらっていました。The tanuki forced out a laugh: "Hmph."

さて蜘蛛くもはとけて流ながれ、なめくじはペロリとやられ、そして狸たぬきは病気びょうきにかかりました。Well then: the spider melted and trickled away, the slug was gobbled up in one lick, and the tanuki fell ill.

それはからだの中なかに泥どろや水みずがたまって、無暗むやみにふくれる病気びょうきで、しまいには中なかに野原のはらや山やまができて狸たぬきのからだは地球儀ちきゅうぎのようにまんまるになりました。It was an illness where mud and water built up inside his body and made him swell up beyond all reason, until in the end fields and mountains formed inside him and the tanuki's body grew perfectly round, like a globe of the world.

そしてまっくろになって、熱ねつにうかされて、Then he turned pitch black and, raving with fever,

「うう、こわいこわい。おれは地獄じごく行いきのマラソンをやったのだ。うう、切せつない。」といいながらとうとう焦こげて死しんでしまいました。he cried, "Ugh, I'm scared, I'm scared. I've been running a marathon to Hell. Ugh, the agony!" and at last he burned to a crisp and died.

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なるほどそうしてみると三さん人にんとも地獄じごく行いきのマラソン競争きょうそうをしていたのです。Indeed, looked at this way, all three of them had been running a marathon race to Hell.

Vocabulary

WordMeaningJLPT
ふやけふやけるto swell and go soft from soakingdictionary form: ふやけるUsed of things left too long in water, such as fingers in a bath or soggy rice.—
あさましいあさましいwretched, base, shamefulOften used of greedy or contemptible behaviour. Here it is false modesty.N1
おぼしめしおぼしめし(divine or noble) will, intentiondictionary form: 思し召しHonorific word for the wishes of a god or superior. It is a key word in the tanuki's sermons.—
消化しょうかdigestion; to digest (with する)N2
はらつづみはらつづみdrumming on one's bellydictionary form: 腹鼓In folklore, tanuki drum on their bellies. The phrase also suggests eating one's fill.—
ごきとうきとうprayer, religious incantationdictionary form: 祈祷ご is honorific. 祈祷 usually means formal prayers or rites performed by a priest.—
説教せっきょうsermon; (also) a scolding lecture—
ざんげざんげrepentance, confession of sinsdictionary form: 懺悔—
責苦せめくtorment, torturedictionary form: 責め苦Often used of the punishments of Hell.—
おびえあがっておびえあがるto be terrified out of one's witsdictionary form: 怯え上がる〜あがる after a verb of fear intensifies it, as in 震え上がる.—
身代りみがわりsubstitute, stand-indictionary form: 身代わり—
堪忍かんにんpatience, forbearanceAlso used in 堪忍して, meaning 'forgive me' (Kansai flavour).—
無暗むやみexcessively, recklessly (as 無暗に)dictionary form: 無闇The kanji are ateji. The word is usually written in kana today.—
熱にうかされてねつにうかされるto be delirious with feverdictionary form: 熱に浮かされる—

Grammar

〜ふりをする N3 to pretend to do

A plain past or dictionary verb plus ふりをする means acting as if something were true. The tanuki only acts out his tears.

狸はもうなみだで身体もふやけそうに泣いたふりをしました。

The tanuki pretended to cry so hard that it looked as if his whole body might go soggy with tears.

〜ぬ N2 classical negative (= ない)

かなわぬ is the old-fashioned form of かなわない. It gives the tanuki's speech a pious, archaic sound.

私のようなとてもかなわぬあさましいものでも

even a hopeless, wretched creature such as I

〜げな N1 dialectal hearsay: 'they say', 'I hear'

げな is a western Japanese dialect form that reports hearsay, like 〜そうだ. It adds to the tanuki's rustic preacher voice.

兎はおそばに参って、大臣になられたげな。

They say the rabbit went to serve at His side and has been made a minister.

〜まい N2 negative conjecture: 'surely not'

利くまい means 'would surely not suffice'. Five hundred or a thousand lives would not cover the wolf's killings, so there were even more.

五百や千では利くまいに

not five hundred or a thousand times, I'll warrant

〜にあわされる N2 to be made to suffer (some experience)

〜目にあう means to undergo something unpleasant. The causative-passive あわされる means someone else inflicts it on you.

山ねこさまにえらい責苦にあわされますぞい。

The Lord Wildcat shall see thee put to dreadful torments, mark me.

〜ていますと N4 while/when (doing), then ...

The と conditional after a ている form sets the scene, and the next clause tells what happened unexpectedly at that moment.

例のとおりありがたいごきとうをしていますと、狼がお米を三升さげて来て

while he was saying his holy prayers as usual, a wolf came carrying three measures of rice